15 Halloween Costumes For People Who Like to Put in the Least Amount of Time/Effort
If you're one of those people who is absolutely going to figure out a Halloween costume the night of, congratulations on taking control of your own procrastination-prone destiny! But just in case you want to plan out your zero-effort look ahead of time this year, here are some last minute costume ideas you can bank right now! This way, when Halloween night rolls around and your friends decide they actually want to do something after all, you don't have to bust out your brother's smelly old Jason mask for the third year in a row!
When Life Gives You Lemons...
Materials Needed: A white t-shirt you can write on, thick sharpie, lemons, ability to approach strangers.
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Materials Needed: A white t-shirt you can write on, thick sharpie, zero f*cks.
God's Gift to Women
Materials Needed: Paper, marker, huge ego, zero desire to find love or new friends on Halloween.
Materials Needed: Washable face paint, eyeliner, more patience than you actually have, some artistic ability if you actually care if about it looking half decent, ability to come to terms with how basic you are in this moment.
Nudist on Strike
Materials Needed: Cardboard, marker, any clothes, all C's and D's in high school and/or the personality of a wet rag.
Materials Needed: Beard (real or fake), red flannel t-shirt, jeans, Brawny paper towels, chiseled "mountain man" good looks.
Sexy Ghosts (Taking Selfies)
Materials Needed: White sheet, scissors, lady underwear/bra, cellphone (optional), ability to go without any food, beverages, or human connection for an entire night.
Materials Needed: Black t-shirt, dryer sheets, socks, a crafty mom (optional).
Materials Needed: Your mom or sister's makeup, white out, black headband you're fine drawing on with white out, complete lack of pop culture relevance/timing.
Materials Needed: Flower crown, a sh*t ton of makeup, basic-ness.
Materials Needed: "Hello my name is..." stickers, knowledge of at least 10 names, sloth-level laziness, ability to answer the question "So what are you supposed to be?" once every eight minutes.
Materials Needed: Classic cool "rapper" digs (chain, baggy clothes, sunglasses etc.), candy wrappers, a friend willing to be as lame about puns as you.
A Fork in the Road
Materials Needed: Black t-shirt, thick white tape, an attitude that says "I'm going to jail before I'm 25 years old" (if you're going for this kid's exact look), sunglasses (completely optional/unnecessary, really).
Materials Needed: headband, pipe cleaner, paper, green marker, circle of friends who actually know what the Sims characters look like, willingness to be spotted/found easily in any space.
Cards Against Humanity
Materials Needed: Poster board, marker, some kind of string, a relationship or friendship where one of you is definitely the beta and/or non-alcoholic one).
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